Written by Katie Frankhart
Don’t say any of these phrases to a girl. In fact, don’t even think them around girls. If you do, be prepared for the wrath.
Wait, I thought your mum is supposed to be 60 but she is 23, 21 or?
Girls don't wanna be worried they are getting old
Thanks for noticing. Yes, I am tired. Tired of people reminding me that I have bags under my eyes the size of France
Well, how am I supposed to take it now?
Wow, that’s a really endearing way to tell me that I got screwed in the gene pool.
You know what? Yes, I am. And I am going to inhale this entire Footlong and not feel bad about it.
Yes, and I’m contagious. So don’t piss me off.
If I am in fact crazy, wouldn’t it be a terrible idea to tell me that I'm crazy?
No, but I might as well be now, because after that comment I’m about to stab you.
Well, I was going to… until you said that. Congrats, now you have to wait two more hours while I find another outfit that you’re probably going to hate.
Just my face? What, you made it past my neck and decided that the rest of me was hideous?
Freaking out?? Do you really want to see me freak out?!
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